An evening with the governor.

Politics, the world if you have noticed is traveling down the train tracks of fear, headed for a big black tunnel of constant danger right beyond the bridge of hiding in your basement eating pickled food to survive. I think me and a friend of mine (Mark) have come up with a solution for this problem. We get all the world leaders together for a big meeting (were gonna have to trick some of them obviously) and once there all in and situated, we have Dr.Phil come in and do relationship therapy for all the world leaders.

I think at the very least it would be hilarious to see the looks on some of their faces. We can even give them all handguns that give an electrical shock if you try to fire just so we can know for sure who the real problems are. Personally I think it would work.

In the realm of my life, I recently purchased a paintball gun and so did several friends. For those who know nothing of the sport basically its little plastic balls filled with paint and then shot at a good hundred feet per second at least so as to be a nonlethal method of shooting all your friends. And here's a warning to anyone who is now interested, just because it's nonlethal doesn't mean it don't fucking hurt like all fucking hell.

I'm outta here for today.